NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE
An accurate representation of my social skills
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
'juliet, it's me.'
'i got you.'
'we should get coffee sometime.
we can go dutch’
'kiss me, james.'
'you got it, blondie.'
my dick is itchy I think i have herpes
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
German comedy ladies and gentlemen.
Well. Helpful German lady is helpful :P
Please tell me more about this. Immediately.
When the biggest problem was that Arizona was a Peds surgeon