PartyLikeARockstar

22. Glasgow born and bred....

I'm obsessed with certain ships. I will go down with these ships.

The internet has ruined my life and I spend much of each day dreaming about the super awesome rich life that I doubt I'll ever have......

There ain't no party like a Tumblr party!!!!!!!!


I drink, smoke and swear too much. I love to write, love to sleep, love my dog, wrestling, musicals, my pals are my world and I spend too much of my life staring down a bottle of vodka.....

Follow me on Twitter : @_suckit_gemma

NoDayButToday.<3

September 11, 2014 at 9:25pm
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Reblogged from jordichins

rcmclachlan:

radiationdude:

NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE

(Source: jordichins, via ramblingsfromthemiddleofnowhere)

An accurate representation of my social skills

(via myarmsareridiculous)

September 3, 2014 at 9:39pm
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Reblogged from lebaenese

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

(via brittanas)

September 2, 2014 at 10:19pm
351 notes
Reblogged from jamesetjuliet

'it worked.'
-
'juliet, it's me.'


'i got you.'
—-
'we should get coffee sometime.
we can go dutch’

——
'kiss me, james.'
'you got it, blondie.'

(Source: jamesetjuliet, via elizabethjmitchell)

August 29, 2014 at 4:26pm
247,069 notes
Reblogged from j6

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

image

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(Source: j6, via ruinedchildhood)

4:14pm
752,178 notes
Reblogged from sizvideos

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via belakilledasmodean)

August 1, 2014 at 1:24am
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Reblogged from prettyboystyles

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via queenburke)

July 29, 2014 at 12:11pm
474 notes
Reblogged from stratustrish

(Source: stratustrish, via starks-o-winterfell)

12:11pm
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Reblogged from koalatea

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via jelee-)

12:09pm
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Reblogged from niwatori-san

styrofoamtokyo:

jigglypants:

niwatori-san:

German comedy ladies and gentlemen.

Well. Helpful German lady is helpful :P

Please tell me more about this. Immediately.

(via inuendo-outuendo)

12:07pm
906 notes
Reblogged from ari-lliope

When the biggest problem was that Arizona was a Peds surgeon

(Source: ari-lliope, via inuendo-outuendo)

July 22, 2014 at 10:19pm
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Reblogged from arizonasrobbins