PartyLikeARockstar

22. Glasgow born and bred....

I'm obsessed with certain ships. I will go down with these ships.

The internet has ruined my life and I spend much of each day dreaming about the super awesome rich life that I doubt I'll ever have......

There ain't no party like a Tumblr party!!!!!!!!


I drink, smoke and swear too much. I love to write, love to sleep, love my dog, wrestling, musicals, my pals are my world and I spend too much of my life staring down a bottle of vodka.....

Follow me on Twitter : @_suckit_gemma

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August 29, 2014 at 4:26pm
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Reblogged from j6

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

image

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(Source: j6, via ruinedchildhood)

4:14pm
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Reblogged from sizvideos

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via belakilledasmodean)

August 1, 2014 at 1:24am
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Reblogged from prettyboystyles

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via queenburke)

July 29, 2014 at 12:11pm
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Reblogged from stratustrish

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12:11pm
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Reblogged from koalatea

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via jelee-)

12:09pm
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Reblogged from niwatori-san

styrofoamtokyo:

jigglypants:

niwatori-san:

German comedy ladies and gentlemen.

Well. Helpful German lady is helpful :P

Please tell me more about this. Immediately.

(via inuendo-outuendo)

12:07pm
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Reblogged from calzonaficsandgifs

When the biggest problem was that Arizona was a Peds surgeon

(Source: calzonaficsandgifs, via inuendo-outuendo)

July 22, 2014 at 10:19pm
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Reblogged from arizonasrobbins

12:00am
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Reblogged from tessajem

12:00am
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Reblogged from oceanssapart

it worked.

July 18, 2014 at 2:00pm
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Reblogged from 4gifs
naalajay:

dustyqueefs:

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 
*kiss*
*smile*
*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

naalajay:

dustyqueefs:

marlianguisette:

drunkenbruises:

brofisting:

coblynau:

sports

this gif fixes sadness

*kiss* 

*kiss*

*smile*

*boop*

World War everything ended.

look how the refs face softens when they kiss tho

i actually do love this

(Source: 4gifs, via starks-o-winterfell)

1:56pm
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Reblogged from a-rainbow-after-the-rain

ellendegeneres:

itsallrobsten:

Ellen in the movies

Ellen’s been in all the big blockbusters.

(Source: a-rainbow-after-the-rain, via starks-o-winterfell)